Heresy Central

If You're Going to San Francisco

Originally published at: https://dcdave.heresycentral.is/2020/08/15/if-youre-going-to-san-francisco/

To the tune of Scott McKenzie’s “San Francisco” If you’re going to San Francisco, Be sure to wear a clothespin on your nose. Don’t be going to San Francisco. A big open-air toilet that smells not like a rose. Those who come to San Francisco Have to consult a very detailed map For where it’s…