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Is Anybody Taking in the Zaandam?

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To the tune of “Is Anybody Goin’ to San Antone?” Big ship cruising through Magellan’s strait, Looking forward to sights galore, But our return home will have to wait. We’re getting more than we bargained for. While we were away, the world went mad. Some folks on the ship got sick. And four of the…