Heresy Central

Jeffrey, Harvey, and Bill

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To the tune of “Abraham, Martin, and John” Anybody there heard of Jeffrey Epstein? Can you tell me where he’s gone? He shagged a lot of fledglings, really liked ’em young. Reporters took good notes, but they’re gone. Anybody there heard of Harvey Weinstein? Can they tell us what he’s done? He jumped a lot…