Heresy Central

So Wrong about Thomas Merton's Death

Originally published at: https://dcdave.heresycentral.is/2019/02/17/so-wrong-about-thomas-mertons-death/

To the tune of Patsy Cline’s “So Wrong.” We’ve been so wrong For so long; So many have lied About how Merton died, We were wrong. We’ve been so wrong For so long. How could we guess That they’d fool us like this? We were wrong. No shower-wet hand Ever touched a bad fan. That…