Heresy Central

Too Normal to Be a Democrat

Originally published at: https://dcdave.heresycentral.is/2020/01/23/too-normal-to-be-a-democrat/

I’ve got a big old family clunker, A wife, three kids, and a cat. I guess you’d call me normal, Too normal to be a Democrat. The girls like frilly dresses; The boy, like me’s, a gym rat. Looks like he’s turning out normal. Too normal to be a Democrat. They think I’m head of…